Turgid Prose

I think Peggy Noonan may have found her dream man --- a true blue, god fearing' macho Republican named General J. C. Christian

And he's a sensitive poet, too

War

War is a manly game
it's played for fun
it's played for fame
once Saddam is on the run
we'll bomb the Syrians
and take there guns
and if Korea begins to play
we'll nuke Iran
and then we'll pray
We'll thank the lord
for our good fortune
as we eat the hearts
of some poor persian

Thanks to Atrios for the link.