Let's Role Model

Kevin tells me that good, decent Americans are having prissy fits over last night's descent into moral depravity in NYC. The shame, the decadence the...political hate speech!!! Dear Gawd, will they ever stop???

When asked this morning about the lewd, hate mongering Democrats, President Bush said solemly, "John Kerry is a major league asshole. Fuck him, we're taking him out." Dick Cheney added, "Big time. He can go fuck himself."

God bless the grown-ups of the GOP.