Promise Keeping

In the spirit of the generous advice David Brooks gave to the Democrats on the issue of our lack of proper religiosity, I'd like to return the favor. I'd like to suggest that if the Republicans want to win this fall, they need to embrace this concept with everything they've got. The whole "women should be subordinate to their husbands" idea is one their caucus should run on all across the country. The time has come.

It's true that this might, on first glance, seem counterintuitive considering that most women would burst into wild gales of laughter at the mere idea, but you have to understand that the idea hasn't been adequately explained before. Just because the woman is supposed to "place herself under the authority of the man" doesn't mean it's a one way street. As Orrin Hatch says, "I don't think anybody can read this without understanding husbands have tremendous obligations in order to gain the respect of their wives."

See? It's not like the man gets off scott free. He has to do a bunch of stuff too. That's what these bitche...er ladies don't understand. And that's what our new federal judge, J. Leon Holmes, is going to help them understand --- just like he helps 13 year old rape victims understand that they have to bear their father's child.

Like I said, I think the GOP has a winner with this campaign theme. If the Democrats bring it up over and over and over again --- after all, every single one of the Republican senators voted for it --- it will be bad news for them. There are many tens of millions of women in this country who are just dying to vote for a party that thinks women should be subserviant to men. It would be a terrible mistake to try to hang this around Republican necks. Honest. I mean that. Don't go there.