Makeup to Breakup

This article pretends that the reason the campaigns insisted on having their own makeup people for the debates is because of Richard Nixon's five o'clock shadow, but the real reason is that in the last debates somebody sabotaged Al Gore by making him look like a circus freak on national television. I've always been curious as to how that happened. I'm glad to see that the Kerry campaign isn't taking any chances.

It's also not surprising that the Bush team agreed seeing as how they must have makeup special effects professionals close at all times to cover Junior's many pratfalls flat on his face.