Dear Senator Clinton

by tristero

Dear Senator Clinton,

I understand that you have referred to Dick Cheney as "Darth Vader". I regret to inform you that you are wrong. Even the least attentive aficionado of Star Wars knows that the man who became Darth Vader once had a soul and displayed normal human emotions.

Furthermore, Darth Vader is a fictional creation. Dick Cheney is all too real, as difficult as that might be to believe.

Your constituent,

tristero


P.S. Further proof that Cheney is not Vader comes from the fact that Cheney has no military experience. Finally, Annakin Skywalker never accidentally shot anyone in the face.