In the Long Run Everything Will Turn Out Fine

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...for millionaires and their kids.

Speaking of Jim Cramer, I just heard him casually claim on MSNBC that we will be paying 10 to 15 dollars a gallon for gas in the next five years. He didn't say what would happen when a gallon of milk also costs $10.00 as a result.

Also, he assured us that if we get the right president in office "we'll take a nasty recession" like Brazil did to get off the oil teat. Gotta be done people. Too bad about your (worthless) lives.

I always enjoy these financial gurus matter-of-factly telling us plebes we need to get royally fucked for the good of the country.


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