Sad Little Dreamers -- looking for a manly hero wherever they can find him

Always Looking For A Manly Hero

by digby


CNN contributor Erick Erickson:


I got this from a friend on email and thought it was worth sharing.

Their guy:






















our guy:























In case you had any questions about his point, which I can't imagine you do, the removed picture proclaiming that "fatherhood is manly" leaves no room for doubt. This is about masculinity --- very deep, serious insecurity about masculinity. So deep and serious that they look at authoritarian KGB douchebag Vladimir Putin's pathetic homoerotic displays and obviously get a very pleasurable feeling down there. And then they vote for other people who make them feel that way.

Remember this ridiculous paean to Bush that swept the right wing internet back in 2003?

It used to tick me off when the Muslim detractors in the Middle East, or detractors in Europe and others called our President a cowboy, but the more I think about it, the more glad I am that he is.
















When I was a kid, cowboys were my heroes.

Well, I mean the ones in the white hats, not the black hats, who were usually the bad guys.

There was Tex Ritter, Tom Mix, Buck Jones,

Hopalong Cassidy, the Lone Ranger.....

there was Red Ryder, Gene Autry, Roy Rogers...

then later, there was Marshall Matt Dillon, Hoss & Li'l Joe Cartwright,

Paladin, Maverick and others...

Rawhide's Rowdy Yates

What were common attributes of these legendary cowboys?

Here are a few:

*They were never looking for trouble.
*But when trouble came, they faced it with courage.
*They were always on the side of right.
*They defended good people against bad people.
*They had high morals.
*They had good manners.
*They were honest.
*They spoke their minds and they spoke the truth, regardless of what people thought or "political correctness," which no one had ever heard of back then.
*They were a beacon of integrity in the wild, wild West.
*They were respected. When they walked into a saloon (where they usually drank only sarsaparilla), the place became quiet, and the bad guys kept their distance.
*If in a gunfight, they could outdraw anyone. If in a fist fight, they could beat up anyone.
*They always won. They always got their man. In victory, they rode off into the sunset.

Those were the days when there was such a thing as right and wrong, something blurred in our modern world, and denied by many.

Now, as an older citizen, I still like cowboys...

They represent something good -- something pure that America has been missing.

Ronald Reagan was a cowboy.

Ronald Reagan was brave, positive, and gave us hope. He wore a white hat. To the consternation of his critics, he had the courage to call a spade a spade and call the former Soviet Union what it was -- the evil empire. [Brezhnev was so not hot]

President Bush distinguishes between good and evil. He calls a spade a spade, and after 9-11 called evil "evil," without mincing any words. That's what cowboys do, you know.

He also told the French to "put their cards on the table" (old West talk).

In the old West, might did not make right.

Right made might.

Cowboys in white hats were always on the side of right, and that was their might.

I am glad my President is a cowboy.

He got his man!

Cowboys do, you know.


Click the link for the full macho pictorial splendor.

And then think about this for a minute:














By far the most compelling confirmation of the phallic meaning of the president's aircraft-carrier cakewalk was found on the hot-selling "George W. Bush Top Gun action figure" manufactured by Talking Presidents. I originally ordered one to use as part of the cover design for this book. The studly twelve-inch flyboy not only comes with a helmet and visor, goggles and oxygen mask, but underneath his flight suit is a full "basket" --- a genuine fake penis, apparently constructed with lifelike silicone.

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