Goldilocks and the Randroids

Goldilocks and the Randroids

by digby

Ok, this is certainly the strangest post of the year:

After hearing President Obama’s hilarious diatribe against the Ryan budget — a timid document that adds trillions to the deficit, takes a generation to bring the federal budget into balance, and makes zero effort to cancel out the innumerable departments, agencies, and programs that have exploded the federal micromanagement of American life — I have a question for the community-organizer-in-chief.

In light of his froth over this Ryanesque scourge of “Social Darwinism,” does the president favor repealing the laws that prohibit Americans from feeding the animals at the national parks that Obama risibly accuses Representative Ryan of trying to shut down?

You’ve probably seen the signs — they befoul the scenery throughout the Grand Canyon, Acadia, Yellowstone, the Everglades, Yosemite, etc. No food for the fauna. The Darwinists at the U.S. Park Service claim that animals must learn to fend for themselves if they are to survive and thrive. When you feed animals, the bureaucrats coldly explain, they become dependents and no longer function as nature intends. They lose their capacity to make their own way. They fill up on foods that are harmful to their digestive systems. There is a dulling of the instincts that help wildlife avoid danger — they lose the fear of humans and cars, leading many of them to be killed while expecting to find food on the roadside. Some signs are downright mean in admonishing: “A fed animal is a dead animal.”

Mr. President, where is the empathy?


This isn't the first time a right winger has compared welfare recipients to animals, of course. Or Democratic politicians, for that matter. Even so, I think we can all agree that Andrew McCarthy needs some help with his metaphors.

But I was intrigued by his characterization of the Ryan budget as:

"a timid document that adds trillions to the deficit, takes a generation to bring the federal budget into balance, and makes zero effort to cancel out the innumerable departments, agencies, and programs that have exploded the federal micromanagement of American life."


Anyone want to make book on how long before Paul Ryan is designated a moderate/centrist by the Village media? After all, the left thinks he's too hot and now the right thinks he's too cold.

So he must be juuuuust right.

Update: Oopsie. Rush needs to send Andrew McCarthy a royalty check:




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