As some of you know, I am an alien. As in, not of this earth. I'm not the only one. Luckily, another alien is in a position to help. He's a strange visitor from another country. He's not as tall as you would think, but he stands for Truth, Justice and the North American Way. And he has super powers. Yes, I'm talking about
Justin Trudeau. He's our fourth line of defense.
Below is a clip of what he did when Trump launched a preemptive strike at North Korea from his undisclosed location at a New Jersey golf club three days from now---before we used the DFM to fix the timeline.
Here's more
undisclosed footage from that time line Most of you don't remember these timelines because duh, you are in the one that got fixed. But they seem familiar to you, right? Deja Vu!
These timelines are leaked to science fiction and military fiction writers by DFM insiders so they will create books and movies showing those horrific realities. (Where do you think that hack
Tom Clancy got his ideas from, Schenectady?)
These serve as a warning for what will happen if, for example, we allow someone with no impulse control to control our WMDs. These lines of defense
usually work. They should, they cost enough. It's necessary now because Americans are further away from the realities of war than ever before. Why do you think Hollywood keeps churning out post-apocalyptic disasters? For the money? No. It's to
stick the image of the tragedy of war into the American public consciousness.
But here's the problem, our machines don't always work as advertised to the Pentagon. We can't always shoot down the missiles and we can't go back in time. Some aliens' only superpower is hunkiness (which is a
totally valid power by the way. )
5) Our Final Line of Defense: Humans
Regular old humans need to prevent Global Trump Disasters before they happen.
It's hard to get human American's to visualize the worse that could happen and act to prevent it.
I saw this with the Y2K problem. Some people with low-brain power thought that because nothing happened it wasn't a big deal. It WAS a big deal, but we organized, acted and fixed the problem.
Some people have disaster fatigue from listening to the wrong people, the old "Fox that cried wolf" story. Others need to experience the tragedy in order to believe it. These people are tiresome, self-centered and Conservatives.
After the world crashes and burns they
might say, "Well I guess you were right after all." Which is great, but it's too late and unless I can take them back in time do the right thing, it's a Phyric victory.
Consider yourself lucky you can watch movies about what might happen so you don't have to experience the actual tragic timelines. Believe me, it sucks having multiple horrific timelines crowding up your brain. If I wasn't a Vulcan, with strong mental discipline, they would make my nose bleed green.
You've seen this movie before. The narrative doesn't change because the characters don't change. They do the same things unless you get up off the couch and do something. Maybe you eject the tape or unplug the
isoliner chip, USB stick, but you need to do something to stop the movie.
Who knows, maybe you are the snowflake that will start the avalanche.
