In case anyone still doubts that John McCain is trying to become the King Cavalier of the Republican party, check this out.
I don't know about you, but I just got the inexplicable urge to invade Poland.
Update: It pains me to have to do this, but apparently I do. The Poland line is a riff on an old Woody Allen joke. ("Whenever I hear Wagner, I get the urge to invade Poland.") Ay yay yay...