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by dday

I know that whenever I seek guidance on whether a policy is Catholic or anti-Catholic, I hit up the twice-divorced guy who was committing adultery while chastising the President for doing the same, thus breaking two of the Ten Commandments at the same time.

I mean, he seems like the best judge to me. After all, he's going to become a Catholic on Saturday, meaning it's all fresh in his head.

I apologize in advance for giving a crap what Newt Gingrich says or thinks.