If I wrote for The Onion
by Tom Sullivan
If I wrote for The Onion:
Hillary Clinton strategists engaged in strategy
House Republicans launch investigation
The Onion has yet to call with a job offer, but the Wall Street Journal might be in the running:
The political organization of Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe, an influential Democrat with longstanding ties to Bill and Hillary Clinton, gave nearly $500,000 to the election campaign of the wife of an official at the Federal Bureau of Investigation who later helped oversee the investigation into Mrs. Clinton’s email use.Matt Yglesias tweeted:
The charge is that the Democratic governor of Virginia tried to help a Democrat running for Virginia legislature? https://t.co/xRauHQANmf— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) October 24, 2016
Dave Weigel piles on:
It definitely Raises Questions, such as: When did the Clintons obtain a time machine? https://t.co/pZtaeWFa2Z— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) October 24, 2016
We are going to see a lot of this "Six Degrees of Hillary Clinton" in the nest few years. Tina DuPuy predicted this years ago:
Here's how to play: Find a horrible tragedy anywhere in the world and in six degrees or fewer—blame Hillary Clinton.Of course, you can play it with other politicians too.
Several hundred Nigerian schoolgirls are kidnapped by the terrorist cult, Boko Haram. The media pays absolutely no attention to it. Weeks later after a social media campaign to highlight this appalling act of violence, the world finally notices: #BringBackOurGirls
Even Fox News picks up the story! Steve Doocy on Fox and Friends offers, "And who exactly made sure that they [Boko Haram] were not placed on the terror list? Hillary Clinton."
Hillary was able to get $12m from King of Morocco to fight AIDS & Malaria. She clearly doesn’t understand how corruption is supposed to work https://t.co/ud0MjvmLAm— John Aravosis (@aravosis) October 24, 2016