The Second Luckiest Guy in the World May be Runnin' Out of Luck
And who's the Second Luckiest Guy in the World? That would be Chris Christie, because if it wasn't for the armageddon-level distraction of this season's national nightmare, Bridgegate would be a top of the line, lead-the-news-off-every-single-day scandal.
But today's results - his underlings found guilty on all counts - might mean Christie's luck is finally running out. Because the trail of corruption and criminally childish retribution leads only higher up.
And you can hear the rejoicing from Cape May to Fort Lee and beyond.
Adding: If you have to ask who's the luckiest guy in the world, you're not a musician.