There were many low points of the 2016 campaign but this was one of the lowest:
Stormy Daniels has written a new tell-all which explains why Trump felt the necessity to reassure the country that his equipment was adequate to the task of being the sexual assaulter in chief:
She describes Trump's penis as "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small".
"He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
"I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...
"It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."
I wouldn't normally discuss the presidential penis but he is the one who brought it up.
On national television.
In a presidential debate.
And the conservative evangelicals worship the guy.