In a Dictatorship, Journalism's A Piece o' Cake
All you gotta do is repeat what the Leader sez. Who gives a shite if it's true?
Select, copy, paste, tweet. And at 5, it's off to the bar to knock back a microbrew or six with your liberal pals and tell them that it's the job of journalists to objectively report both sides. And don't fucking bogart those cheese sticks, pal, got it?